Soap / What?! NO! I can't go! I clean everything for you! Don't you realize how dirty things will be without me?
Nickel / You actually made things worse in Episode 4.
Soap / DON'T SAY THAT!
Baseball / Soap, before you get into the portal, imagine that the world is already clean! And if it gets dirty, eventually it'll rain and be fresh clean again! Isn't that a wonderful planet? Can you imagine global warming occuring?
Tissues / Um, goys, I doun't mean to interroupt, but moi condishion is roilly getting bad...
Baseball / Uh oh, looks like it's about to get less clean...
Tissues / *A-CHOO*! (sneezes on Soap)
Soap / Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!! (runs away screaming like she did in Episode 1. But she ends up running backwards into the rejection portal, and she disappears) (However... the portal doesn't disappear.)
Cheesy (picking up a puzzle book) / How about this puzzle book, where there's a lot of sarcasm in the story, and Nickel's job is to try to find it all?
Knife and Microphone / Sure!
Cheesy / Hey, it just occured to me. Knife, in Episode 5, you called my jokes "terrible". Were you being sarcastic?
Knife / I was trying to be! I actually thought your jokes were funny!
Cheesy / Thanks. I feel better now. And I'm sorry I got mad at you.
Microphone / Please don't talk about Episode 5. I have bad memories of losing my goalie spot.
(Fan and Test Tube)
Test Tube / Hmm... now, what would Cherries love?
Fan / Don't you know anything about prioritizing? I want to get something for Marshmallow first!
Test Tube / That doesn't sound like a good priority to me.
Fan / Let's compromise. You look for something for Cherries and I'll look for something for Marshmallow.
Test Tube / Okay.
(they walk away from each other)
(Balloon and Suitcase)
Balloon (holding a boomerang) / Baseball will love this!
Suitcase / Nonsense! I think he should get a Christmas card.
Balloon / Yeah right, because you're in his alliance.
Suitcase / I guess we'll give the Christmas card to Nickel...
Should I save Soap from being eliminated, give Microphone back her goalie spot, ask Test Tube to watch me find a gift for Cherries, or ask Suitcase who should get the Christmas card? You decide!